Boy dies of heart attack after mastu_rbating 56 times on Valentine’s day

Valentines
Day ended
in tragedy
for a
Portland
teenager
after he
apparently
masturbated a world record, jaw-dropping 56 times non-stop before
dying of a heart attack. Jerome Carpenter was found dead in his
bedroom after apparently masturbating too much. It is speculated that
Jerome was suffering from depression due to being “extremely
lonely” on Valentines Day.
Jerome’s Mother called Portland police after discovering his corpse
in his room. Jerome’s mother told Huzler reporters
“1 hour passed since I had called him down for
lunch, Jerome was the kind of boy to steal food
off your plate when you were not looking, i knew
something was wrong when he didn’t come down
to eat, he was a great kid” she finished as she
began to cry.
Police arrived at the home about an hour after Ms. Carpenter called
them. Officer Dean Marrow told Huzler reporters what they saw when
they opened Jerome’s bedroom door.
“The young man was on his bed… his pen*s was
detached from his body, it must have been so
intense it just came off his body, we found his
pen*s gripped in his left hand so tightly we
couldn’t get it out, it was tragic”.